Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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