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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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