We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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