I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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