He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The air taste purple.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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