For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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