theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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