:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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