Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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