Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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