Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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