I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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