Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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