I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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