You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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