Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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