Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
