Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
