Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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