David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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