new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just forgot I was standing up.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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