My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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