She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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