your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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