dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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