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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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