good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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