is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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