I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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