But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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