There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Okay so I just had a really great idea