He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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