You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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