if you like me you must not know who I am
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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