So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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