Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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