Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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