who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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