Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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