This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Randomize
