i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You've changed since you got that strap on
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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