She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Small penises have feelings too.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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