Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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