my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
