problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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