Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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