No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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