forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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