My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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