dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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