I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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