why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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