so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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