Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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