You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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